I'm SO STUPID!!!
For the past 3 weeks I haven't felt - GREAT. I started taking these all-natural products in August and have felt AMAZING until I slowly started to decline, it was crazy, I was having allergic reactions but it would be a HUGE hive here and there. And, USUALLY with me - if I'm allergic to something, I get hit within a 2 hours span not a month. I was freaking out because now I'm selling these products and when I take them I feel AMAZING and then I go to bed and cant sleep - wake up feel sick - nausea - dizzy- sweating. So I stop taking everything... now I REALLY feel like SHIT!!! And I'm being a CRY BABY- I'm not a CRY BABY - I don't CRY. I went and taught my Jazzercise class Tuesday night and thought I was going to pass OUT it was HORRIBLE. Thank goodness Jodie was there and took over my class. I could NOT figure it out. I call Dave..
Me " almost passed out on stage - I'm dripping sweat like crazy - something is wrong."
Dave "you need to go in, because I don't want to wait until something bad happens and I have to call 911"
Me "and what happens if you have to call 911??"
Dave "I make sure your hair is combed and you have a bra on."
Me "thank you"
Dave "it's not funny, make an appointment"
Me " I hate Dr.'s"
Dave "but you HATE hospitals more."
Me "yep"
Dave "make the appointment"
I go to my store because KIM SHAY (holla) is working and making the store pretty.
me "I feel like shit"
Kim "why is your face SO RED?"
me "I don't know I think something is wrong."
Kim "go to the Dr."
Me "grrrr"
Kim"you're scaring me - I'm gonna work fast so you can go home and sleep"
I watched Kim and tried to help but I couldn't :( Get home eat and shower sit on my bed and go to take my pill that I have been taking now for a year to make MEGAN a happy girl that doesn't want to kill people and then cry over it - and I look at it and it says take 3 every 4 hours for pain. I double take and realize that I have been taking 1 of these every night and I'm allergic to these. So not only have I been off my HAPPY MEGAN PILLS but I have been putting poison into my body.....
ME "DDDAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE COME HERE I KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME."
Dave walks in "what???"
me - I look down "I have been taking the wrong pills for the last 2 1/2 weeks."
Dave "WHAT??"
me- "my pills - must have fallin behind my night stand and instead of looking at the bottle I pulled these out because it had the same Dr's name on it and I thought I had gotten rid of all the other pills."
Dave "REALLY???? WHAT THE HELL???? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF??"
me - "no - I wouldn't want to do a slow painful death"
Dave - "this would only happen to you."
me "no, I have a friend that took her dogs pills for a week on accident and she felt pretty good."
Dave - BLANK STARE
Me - "well now that we have solved the mystery of why I have been a cry baby and breaking out in hives and just all together feeling like shit - life will be better now."
Dave "good because we cant have 2 cry babies in this family - ONLY ME"
Me "I will leave you to the cry baby part of this relationship - I'm not a fan."
Finally 3 days later - I feel GREAT again....flushing that toxic shit out of my body and life is good....wish I wasn't so stupid!!!
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