The Dance Train!!

THE DANCE TRAIN!!!

It's a BIRTHDAY PARTY for Dena this time, and we head over to the bar to dance.  I'm a little tired and might have said a couple times to Dave "let's stay home and go to bed and watch the news" But he didn't listen and I get my dancing shoes on (converse) and off we go.  We get there around 9:00-ish and its pretty busy for THAT bar.  We are watching this table of probably 15-20 people that are D-R-U-N-K!!!  I mean DRUNK one girl has fallin twice since we have sat down - and not the ohhhh HAHAHAHA I fell it was the ...I TOOK OUT A CHAIR AND A COUPLE OF PEOPLE FALL.  We look over again because of the loud noise and another chair down and the same girl laying on her back and another girl laying on top of her. and I just flip my head and look at Jocelyn and we just start laughing our asses off.  Now I know how to have a good time and I know what it feels like the morning after but I don't think I have EVER been THAT DRUNK.  This girl is going to wake up in the morning and say "who kicked my ASS??"

The DJ gets there, and they obviously know him because drunk girl is all over him while he is trying to get his stuff put together- and he is trying so hard to be nice, but you could tell that it would go a lot faster if the 2 tables of drunks would just get the hell out of the way.  DJ is ready and on the mic he says "these 2 tables are here (and he is pointing) to celebrate a man's life that we all knew, and I'm going to sing (karaoke) his favorite song.  So now I'm thinking "OHHHHHH- I get it now"  DJ starts singing and they all get up and dance, not pretty, a lot of falling on the ground dancing.  and this lady comes to the table and right over me starts screaming at us to dance - not a normal scream - think of a HIGH-pitched whining teenager- then hold your nose and scream. 
"COME DANNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE WITH US"
I turn in my chair so fast that I thought "OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO PUNCH WHOEVER THIS IS"
I don't know how I didn't - but I got it under control and the girl across from me is laughing so hard she can't even talk to me- but she sees that my eyes are popping out of my head.
the lady again "COME DANNNNNNCCCCCCCEEEEE - (insert the guys name that they were celebrating here) HE WOULD WANT YOU TOOOOOO DANNNNNNNCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE"
A couple of people from our table go and dance with these people and they are all over the place, Dave gets up and says "Do you want to dance?"
Me: "NOPE chair dancing right now I'm fine."
2 seconds later---- white shirt guy grabs my hands and pulls me up on the stage.  I just smile and give everyone in my group the "PLEASE FUCKING SAVE ME" eyes
they all laugh and keep dancing- so I smile at white shirt guy he says "YOU HAVE A GREAT SMILE"
me: "THANKS"
I look over at Dave and he is laughing too, and this guy is all over the place trying to get everyone on the floor to dance, so as he is grabbing a drunk from his table I run and dance with my friends and tell them how SHITTY that was to laugh.  Song is over we all sit down.
Couple of GREAT singers get up and sing and drunk table is all over dance and we are laughing because one of them is eating shit almost every song.  So a song comes on and the whole table gets up, again crazy lady says "COME AND DAAAANNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEE" I ignore her and then out of NO WHERE white shirt guy is back grabbing my hand- UGH- I get up to dance and he does the same thing goes to get another person and I run over to my group and he comes back I can tell he is looking for me but I don't make eye contact. 
One of the girls in our group says "LETS MAKE A TRAIN." so I think okay I can do the "DANCE TRAIN" so they all start and we all agree to do it - It's a girl I JUST met- Gina- Jocelyn and then Me.  I look at Dave like get behind me and he gives me the "I'm not doing the dance train" -LOOK
So I turn around and ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN - I feel someone all up on me- and I KNOW it's not Dave, because it's like crazy out of control hands everywhere grabbing - I look back and it's white shirt guy and as I'm deciding if I can play train with the crazy guy he does a PELVIC THRUST like NO ONES BUSINESS right into my butt.  I didn't even have to think about it- I let go of Jocelyn and went right over to Dave and hid.  Jocelyn came over "WAY TO STAY ON THE TRAIN- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED"
I said "WHITE SHIRT GUY PUT THIS PENIS ON MY BUTT"
she started laughing - and I said "NO TRAIN FOR ME -THAT IS GROSS."
Jocelyn said your gonna have to blog about that one :)

Just to give you an idea of the Dance train - but not to THAT MUSIC- and NOT with THAT HAIR AND CLOTHES!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6HViP_Mq1Y