I scream "I DON'T KNOW" I take my hand off my arm and there's a little black thing and I think to myself "is that a little bug?" then my elbow I start SCREAMING and RUNNING (this is in my parking lot at my store) Dave is following me but not running just trying to get me to STOP---- I would say he was trotting.
I SCREAM AGAIN "SOMETHING IS BITING THE CRAP OUT OF ME"
He says " there is NOTHING ON YOU" and for a brief second I think to myself "am I making this shit up???' I stop and think hard "OHHHHH NOOO THIS IS REAL SHIT HERE.....I'M IN PAIN" I take my hand off my arm and it is now swelling and you can see the hole and the stab comes again and off I go....RUNNING in circles but now I take my shirt off because in my head it's in my shirt and it's biting me everywhere - I don't hear buzzing so it has to be a spider walking around my whole body just biting the crap out of me - thank goodness I had a sports bra on :)
Dave gets me to stop "WHAT THE HELL....STOP"
I say "I CANT ITS EATING ME"
he says "let me look at it"
and now I have my shirt in my hand and I'm smacking the side of the building with it - because all the spiders MUST DIE!!!!
Dave grabs the shirt "do you want my shrit?"
I say "NO, make sure they arent in there."
he looks over the shrit "they're not"
I say "turn it inside out"
I watch as he does - nothing!!!!
"WHAT THE HELL BIT ME" as I'm holding my arm trying not to cry
and he looks at all the hornets flying around the back of the store, he says "a hornet"
I'M ALLERGIC TO BEE'S so in my mind (again) HORNETS are the same. I say "where's my benadryl?" - so we start digging through the truck trying to find it - finally found it- I take 3 - and say "I'm gonna have to go to the ER"
Dave says "let's just wait and see"
Have you ever been stung by a hornet before??? Why do they keep stinging?
I help him get the piece into the store and I lock up the building -on they way home I keep checking myself over, making sure my tongue isnt swelling, making sure the swelling on my bicep and elbow are pretty much staying there - i'm not talking at all and Dave says "you o-k"
"No I'm in pain"
I get home and grab my medical book and start reading - it says that bee and hornet stings are different and most people are allergic to bee stings more than a hornet sting. I started calming down, it said to put toothpaste on it - so I did, and it said to take vitamin C - so I did and some Tylenol. Dave left for work and called to see if I was okay and I had already went to bed - 3 benadryl's and some Tylenol is a total sleep-aid....woke up and the swelling is gone but damn that shit STILL hurts. The whole store is getting sprayed tomorrow........DAMN HORNETS!!!!
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