Dave has started gardening, he loves it, he is out there all morning watering, picking and tending to his little garden. He his on YouTube non-stop learning about gardening, and every time something shows up we all have to go out and look at it with him. We have gotten a ton of tomatoes, jalapenos, basil, cilantro and pumpkins - it has actually been a GREAT little side thing for him.
Dave has decided now that he is going to start composting (little late in the season) the mice are eating his tomatoes so the ones they have eaten and anything that is produce has gone into this container, not sealed, not something a normal person would start a compost in, but whatever.
I say to Dave: " DJ is going to get into that."
Dave: "No he wont I'll put it up here." he picks the thing up and puts it in the planting box he has made which is maybe 3 feet off the ground.
Me: "he can still get into that, and now that you made it a challenge he WILL get into it"
Dave: looks at the cute little DJ says "don't get in that bastard"
Me: "okay, don't get mad - because he is NOT listening to you"
Dave: "it will be fine"
This is what I saw when I looked out the window this morning.........
Me: "Did you get my text?"
Dave: "no, why? what is it???
Me: "I want you to see it for yourself."
Dave: "well, I'm driving so it will be a minute - just tell me what it is."
Me: "NOPE!!"
Dave "Damn you woman."
I wait about 5 minutes....call again
Me: "have you seen it?"
Dave " NO, JUST TELL ME!!!"
Me: "what the hell are you doing?? I know you have stopped your car at least once."
Dave: "yes, but I didn't think to look."
Me: "WHAT THE HELL??"
Dave: "JUST TELL ME."
ME: "NO, look!!!!"
Dave: "FINE BYE."
he texts me back about 3 minutes later "IT WONT DOWNLOAD" the phone rings...
Dave:"just tell me, it wont download"
Me: "You know that bin outside that you are composting in? and I said DJ is gonna get into that? and you said NO?"
Dave: "He got into it?"
Me: "he was standing in your little garden and eating out of it."
Dave: "THAT FUCK NUT - STUPID DOG"
Me: "NOPE!! Stupid-DAVE Smart-DOG"
Dave: "I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT"
Me: "well, that was P-R-E-T- T -Y STUPID"
Dave: "well now you have to go buy me a REAL composting bin - they are $200.00 because of your fuck nut dog"
Me: "NOPE - conversation is over I'm right - you were wrong and the dog is SMARTER THAN YOU!!! - love you BYE"
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