Don't discuss "MOMMY PORN" in the middle of Costco...

Go to the store to get my LAST “shades of GREY” book, and the guy at the register decides that he wants to ask questions about the book….OH MY GOD ……REALLY??? You want to talk about THIS book??? he says “so is it everything THEY say it is??”
OH SHIT “well – I guess it depends on who you are talking too”
he looks at me puzzled “do you think I would get into trouble if my girlfriend found ME reading this????”
why because it’s mommy porn??? where are we going with this??? “I dont know, I wanted my husband to read SOME PARTS”
his eyes get BIG “You know, we are all the same – man and woman – we are the same”
I got nothing but a confused smile on my face.
“enjoy your book, hope you get to relax and read it”
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?????