smell a WHORE?????

Smell a WHORE!!!

Pick up Dawson (youngest) from the bike park and Devon (oldest) and I are having a conversation about relationships.  Dawson has his ear-candy or whatever the hell its called in his ears and the music is so loud that I give him the "REALLY???WHAT THE HELL???" look, of course he doesn't turn it down so Devon and I continue.....
Devon- "have you been in an abusive relationship?"
Me - "not the hitting kind- but I might-of hit a couple times"
Devon - "thank goodness dad doesn't abuse you."
the music is buggin and Dawson is looking out the window so he doesnt even catch the evil eye.
Me- "yeah that would go over like a POOP IN CHURCH"
a pause......
Devon - "YOU MEAN a WHORE IN CHURCH"
pause....
Me - "NOPE, you can smell the POOP....so I MEAN POOP IN CHURCH"
pause......
DAWSON - "pretty sure you can smell the WHORE TOO"

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!!

Not saying Pat's (SNL) a Whore, just LOVE THIS PICTURE!!!!