Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Go get a drink, sit down - this is long.
Getting ready for a dog walk, all dogs are going crazy - knowing it's time. Get Gunny's gentle leader on - DJ gets his halter on (it takes an hour-such a pain) House just gets his leash on (easy) Luma has her ball (that's her leash). We go out front and I forgot to get poop bags - I run back in and the phone rings, Devon says "I need someone to pick me up and take Alanna Strong home"
I'm thinking "SHIT" I say "okay your dad is on his way"
I go outside and say "you need to get Devon P. Foster & Alanna"
he turns around and starts bringing in the dogs, I say "no, I'm going to take them" he hates going on the walks anyways so I figure I will get it out of the way.
he says "That's stupid, just wait for me to come back - you cant walk all these dog's" as he is talking I'm taking the leashes from him.
"I can do it"
he goes inside grabs his keys, comes back out and says "WAIT FOR ME TO COME BACK"
I'm thinking "NO it's already 9:30, I'm NOT WAITING"
I say "I'm fine" as DJ wraps around my legs and I cant move, Gunny and House are pulling on me to go - and Luma just wants me to throw the DAMN BALL!!!!
David Foster leaves and I tell myself - I can do this - 400 pounds of dogs - NO PROBLEM!
We head off it's totally fine I'm kicking the DAMN BALL every time I come to it and the 3 boys are pulling me - DJ starts to run so all the dogs start a trotting/run, I'm thinking "COOL i will get them tired fast - if they run" we pass a tree that I forgot House pee's on every time. HOLY CRAP House stops and the DJ & Gunny keep going my arms go out both ways and my legs follow - like a star - I get mad now, and tell myself again "I can do this - just get to the park" we get the park and everyone does what they normally do play, run, chase the DAMN BALL - usually I bring 2 balls b/c Luma likes to chase them and House likes to destroy them and play keep away, but I didn't bring 2 - so I throw the ball enough that luma needs a break and House gets it - wrestle House until he gives it up and now he wants to chase it. Gunny and DJ are wrestling and DJ is holding Gunny's leash so I let go - House and Luma are waiting for me to throw the ball. It's PITCH BLACK OUT. I throw the ball, House all of a sudden see's "SOMETHING" and starts barking and running the other direction, Luma goes after the ball and Gunny and DJ know something is up by the sound of the bark and start running to catch up with House.
A couple of nights ago a black dog tried to start a fight with my dogs to the point Dave had to throw a shoe at it to go away, so I'm thinking HOLY FREAKIN CRAP IT'S THAT DOG, but you cant see anything - what does House see? I grab the leashes of Gunny & DJ and I'm yelling at House to "STOP" he doesnt listen now Gunny is barking and running and I still cant see what the hell they are going after but this is going through my mind......
Is this dog going to fight all my dogs
I'm going to get hurt because I will get in the middle
I'm actually running with Gunny & DJ and now Luma has caught up - so I'm bringing this fight to this whatever it is
I scream again - and this scream is NO ordinary scream this is "I'm so scared that my vocal cords are in my ass scream" the sound scares Gunny and he drops so I let go of him and keep running after House the sound happens again "HOUSE STOP" he stops he looks around there is NOTHING - I cant breathe I'm so scared now all dogs are with me, I grap all the leashes and the ball I start walking home....never going by myself AGAIN
Come to find out the next day that there was a bear in the neighborhood. that would've been a crazier story!!!

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