Friday, July 27, 2012

So you crashed the truck for NOTHING????

Photo: A Utah prairie dog eating

I LOVE cows, rabbits, bulls, horse, dogs, deer, moose, elk.....you get what I'm saying????  I talk to animals - let's see if I can describe this better - if the cows by my house are by the fence I will roll down the window to talk to them.  If I'm at a light and I see prairie dogs - I roll down the window and say "HI" to them.  I was driving by the prairie dog community -  3 guys with a big truck and a tube  were shoving the tube down into this hole - what I SAW were 3 BIG HUGE BULLIES sucking our prairie dog community, and the light was green so I couldn't stop and ask. So I honked and they looked up at me - my windows were up. I wasn't thinking, I was yelling and they had NO CLUE what I was saying, I ran right up into the median, and my wheel made a bad sound.  I look back and they are all still staring at the crazy lady that is yelling through her windows and almost crashed her truck.  Now the truck is wobbling so I had to tell Dave...UGH!!!!
Me- "Hi honey" waiting to see what mood he is in
Dave- "Hi honey, how are you?"
Me- he is in a good mood "Well, you know how I LOVE the prairie dogs?"
Dave "Yes! WHY??? Did one try and commit suicide again?" I had called Dave last week because a prairie dog had ran into the street and his family and friends were on the side of the street yelling at him (this is NOT A JOKE) trying to get him to come back home - I don't know what happened I couldn't bare to go back and look - TO ME - they talked him back and everyone went and had a prairie dog meeting.
Me- "NO THIS IS WAYYYYYYYYY WORSE"
Dave - "what??"
Me - "these guys are in the field pumping them out of the ground with a big truck and tube."
Dave "are you sure"
Me- "YES, I was yelling at the the men and I ran up the median - where are they going to take my prair........"
Dave "WAIT WHAT????  Go back to running up the median"
Me- :( DAMNIT " I wasn't looking and I ran the truck up and over the median - it's a little wobbly"
Dave - "what's a LITTLE WOBBLY??"
Me - "the steering wheel is shaking a little"
Dave "DAMNIT WOMAN (that's my second name) what the hell are you doing?"
Me - "It's fine...think about the PRAIRIE DOGS THAT ARE BEING PUMPED OUT OF THE GROUND!!!!!"
Dave "I don't give a shit about them...."
Me - "HUGE GASP - REALLY DAVE????  REALLY????"
Dave - "dont drive the truck until I get home"
Me - "PFTTTTTT - FINE!!!!"
I go home and wait for him to come home from work.  He's not in a good mood and frankly I'm not either because he doesn't care about the little community that I see everyday I drive by.  He tells me to go get it fixed in the morning and "PAY ATTENTION"
I go in the morning and get the tire fixed, and decide to drive by the scene of this horrible crime..... and they were there -all of my little prairie dogs were eating the grass and the babies were hiding and I was happy :) the workers were putting in some water pipe or something, I was gonna call Dave and tell him - but he doesn't like the prairie dog community so I DIDN'T.  Few WEEKS later we were driving by and I rolled down my window to say "HI"
Dave - "I thought you said they all got sucked up."
Me - "yes, that's what you would've liked RIGHT???"
Dave - "WHAT???"
Me - "you don't like them so I didn't tell you that they weren't sucked up"
Dave "so you crashed the truck for nothing?"
Me- "yep!!!"
Dave "DAMN WOMAN"

Look at that picture....they are SO DAMN CUTE!!!

1 comment:

  1. I love you and Dave!
    and yes, you should keep writing!
    ~Mori

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